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6. Xu genbao: "Vieira does not play. "In 1995, Shenhua team has recruited a group of players on the training of France, the then Shenhua team coach Xu genbao watching a tall and skinny midfielder running back immediately to the conclusion that" just the foreign aid will not be playing ". A few years later, the name being called will not be playing Xu genbao players become arsenal and even France national team's core player, but he is a world class stars France Captain Patrick Vieira-. 1 ... ... ... the Chinese football black humor with a smile and a "TITLE =" Chinese encyclopedia football funny black humor laugh while "/> team defeated," strong durable pill "manufacturers looking for national team a team L" X "in an advertisement. The plot is: L "X" on the left hand holding a football, right hand pointing at the screen and said: "who can not shoot 90 minutes, I can!" a condom manufacturers see a "strong durable pill" of ads, deeply inspired, and beginning from the national team to find a group of players who also made a advertising. Picture: all players on a goal maniac detonation rotten fried, advertising phrase: "no matter how many times to shoot shooting them is to shoot them!!!" production contraceptives after manufacturers see also want to take the ride to their drug what is to the woman, it can do?!, but analysis also no them, after three days and three nights of racking, finally found a way to make a Super blowing in black whistle of the referee was wearing black, whistle blowing, sign a dozen squirt awe-inspiring said: "no matter how much shooting inside, all for not!" as the soccer home 1-2-Iraq, 9th road shock the World Cup on the end. Some people say that 2008 is the year in China, earthquake, storm and Blizzard Entertainment, everything indicates that this is an extraordinary year for unique manifestations of normal it is Chinese football 2 ... ... ... In China, Japan and South Korea coach had the privilege to the God of football exhibition room. Three see interior is covered with more than 200 wall clock, but quickly got slow. Three people very puzzled and ask why. God's Assistant explained: the wall clock represents each country's national football team, national team each lose a game, a wall clock is going to go in a circle. So three people will find their own country's wall clock. Looking for a long time, Japan coach at medium speed Group found the wall clock, displeasure. Korea coach thought he result will be better, in the high-speed rotation group than Japan's also watches, face extremely embarrassed. China's coach sees Japan and South Korea and two watches so fast, to laugh at one stage, felt the most face. Results for a long time did not find a representative team watch, so ask God's Assistant, Assistant, God's answer: these days the weather is too hot, God took the Chinese team of watches do fans! 3 ... ... ... a Korea, Japan and a Chinese person lucky enough to see God. Korea people ask God: "when can we get the Korea World Cup champion?" and God said: "50 years. "Korea people cried:" uh ohh ... I've not see! "Japan also asked God:" when can we get the Japan World Cup champion? "God replied:" perhaps 100 years. "Japan also crying:" uh ohh ... I also don't see the rest of your life! "in Chinese, of course, ask God:" when will our China won the World Cup champion? "did not think that God cried:" uh ohh ... I can not see! "7 ... stop the ball to knock the ball out to their feet 10 mm Defender, is Brazil player. Put the ball into his own feet 10 cm of the Defender, is Spain players. Put the ball into his own feet 10 yard guard, is Germany players. Put the ball into his own feet (100 m), and shooting, forcing the other goalkeeper made fighting back, is a Chinese football player. Pass can make 50 meters long, found precisely on the farm team player, is the United Kingdom. To make a compact II within 5 meters of a player is Argentina players. To make a short biography within 5 meters pass lost and defender striker across the 50 meters will play the second one player is the player. Shooting at 30 meters away world's shot forced open the player, the player is Germany. By ingenious with 3 m hit in front of you succeeding player is Portugal players. To the point penalty flag over player, is a Chinese football player. With the ball to the ball from the party line to the other half of the players, the Netherlands. To put the ball from the party line to the bottom of the player, the other is Brazil player. To put the ball in from the side of the player's feet, and to tackling the goal, is the Chinese players. To put the ball like Henley, is great. Reptile tennis wind to referee applause player, is the European players. To be able to judge obscenities players, is a South American players. To be able to judge spat and chasing player, is a Chinese football player. Step on a bicycle can even step on eight cycles, resulting in the Shootout Player, is Brazil player. Can even step on three cycles, plunging into a restricted area assists players is Portugal players. Can even step on half-cycle, fracture of players broke into the Chinese players. Physical ability to run 90 minutes, the player is batting an eye Korea players. To be able to run 90 minutes, panting player, is the European players. To be able to run 90 minutes, sweating, is South American players players. To be able to walk 90 minutes, down to cramp players, is the Chinese players. Speed to be able to run faster than the ball player is Netherlands player. Can run as fast as with ball players, is the United Kingdom. Can run as fast as the referee, a player is a player in the Maldives. Even the magistrate ran however players, is a Chinese football player. Attitude to football as life is African players. The football for work, is the European players. The game of football as is South American players. The football as a joke is that the Chinese players. A European salaries of players get the money to girls soccer fans. Female flowers of South American players get fans to buy drugs. Commodities have African players get money gambling fans. The ball is in the United States players get money cheat fans fans get fans ' money can put a few things above are done, but almost everybody dry player is 8 China player ...... say in the World Cup team's defeat, the domestic public opinion enraged rumors for betting odds moneyA B social groups to kill all the members of the national team. Had the guts to small Sun jihai especially afraid, they want to have an idea dressed up as blonde escape hotel, he saw the street side of an old beggar the great, gave her $ 100: "do you know who I am?" old beggar the great even didn't lift: "Sun jihai. "Sun startled, hurried back to the hotel, also dressed up as a black woman, come back again to the old beggar the great 100:" know who I am? "and" Sun jihai! "old beggar the great still was the answer. This is really jihai fear, he took out $ 1000, on old beggar the great said: "If you tell me, what do you think that this money is for you. "Old beggar the great lazy raised his head, received the money whispered" Hush! "said the quieter, I'm Hao Haidong. "10 ... yesterday the Chinese Football Association Vice President Xie came to Germany Leipzig met with FIFA President Brad, discussed about the Chinese Football Association's application to join the Antarctic matters. Chinese Football Association in Australia FA starts after joining the Asian Football Confederation (AFC) to its World Cup prospects for far-reaching outgoing line, after a number of programmes finally approved after the overthrow of the national security of the club head coach Shen xiangfu-join the Antarctica, do not play qualifiers, directly into the wonderful idea of 32, the ideas from the overall strength of the Chinese football, football under the Antarctic environment and concluded that since there is only the tip of the iceberg penguins of Antarctica, in view of the World Cup and is a person playing the game, so the Penguin does not compete (if entrant, the Chinese men's soccer out significantly lower probability will continue) team can not win., FIFA President Brad accepted the request of the Chinese Football Association, the Chinese Football Association count to the Antarctic, but conditions are only for 1/2 places, meaning to and in South America first name for a play-off, that this result, Xie and resign. 10. Yan shiduo: "there are football, monthly chengcheng have competition" and "district there are sites that can play" County in 2000, the Football Association's Congress, the Football Association President Yan shiduo raised more fresh "vocabulary", in his report, he had raised strive "chengcheng have a game of football, then of" basic "district with venues, County can play football." 8. shilapuna: "you don't know how to play, just to kick the door. "Shilapuna is China's football first yangshuai, Chinese people call him" Grandpa "fertilizer. His hair is also used in CCTV Spring Festival Gala aroused discontent in China taught, "Uncle" was also applied to leave many classic quotations, there are times in training, "Shi Grandpa" had warned his disciples: "you don't know how to play, just to kick the door. "He also like to encourage Chinese players of patriotism — our team in addition to the elderly and children bent, bow to no one. But no match for Iraq and Yemen, China team would be eliminated, not United States World Cup, shilapuna this down the altars disgrace after class. Background: impact on United States World Cup scoring cheat codes before imparting shilapuna